thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(Source: thorki, via joshpeckofficial-deactivated201)

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

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romythe:

peterpanandlarry:

kilisbeard:

rolypolydandy:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

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on my way to overthrow your country

I’m crying so hard rn omg

french history will never be the same again

(via mariahhhhhhh27)

Others will tell him what his mother and father died for. One day, he’ll understand.

(Source: carlithiel, via zihnifend)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive

(via arctic-losers)

senoritapizza:

SCHOOL IS STRESSING ME OUT MY WEIGT IS STRESSING ME OUT ANXIETY IS STRESSING ME OUT MY FUCKING STRESS IS STRESSING ME OUT

(via free-username)

youshouldvesaidnobaby:

ellendegeneres:

Ellen scaring Taylor Swift

It’s my favorite thing to do.

Still not over the fact that Ellen reblogged this.

(via zihnifend)

milkdad:

milkdad:

the other day i found out bananas and pumpkins are berries and it fucked me up for the rest of my life

also found out strawberries arent berrries and im adopted

(via romantic-hopelessly)

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

(Source: greatwhiteprivilege, via romantic-hopelessly)

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